Carline Anglade-Cole’s
60 KICK-BUTT lessons to motivate… empower… and inspire YOU!
Here’s how to create YOUR success path in copywriting… business… and life!
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Before I tear into copy critiques – I make sure to tell my copy cubs “Your copy sucks – you don’t!”
Why?
Because my crits can get REALLY brutal!
But hey – as their copy chief that’s my job! I gotta find the holes and flaws to help them take their copy from zero to hero!
But you know what?
Your copy sucks – you don’t is my mantra for life too!
Stuff happens – and it doesn’t mean you’re a bad person because that stuff happened to you! And I tell you more about this in Lesson #34.
So why am I sharing 60 kick-butt lessons with you?
I got the idea when I turned 60!
And even though I feel like I’m 35… have the energy of a 35-year-old… and can even get away with looking 35…
… according to that dang-blasted driver’s license – I’m 60.
But you know what?
I’ve racked up A LOT of powerful experiences… great memories… and AMAZING lessons that can help you avoid – or at least swerve around – many of life’s pitfalls!
So I decided to write this book — to share with you 60 of my most powerful lessons learned before turning the big 6-0!
These lessons helped shape my career as a direct-response copywriter — who rose through the ranks of a male-dominated profession and became a 3X award-winning, million-dollar copywriter and author.
That’s just a fancy-schmancy way of saying, “Dang Girl, You’re GOOD!”
I also learned powerful lessons about life.. friendships.. triumphs.. loss… spirituality… pain – and most importantly, love.
And these lessons are made for sharing!
That’s why I’m POSITIVE they can help impart wisdom if you seek guidance…
… give you a swift kick-in-the-butt when you need motivation…
… and make you smile (and even laugh so you pee on yourself) when you’re having a bad day!
I share with you my path to SUCCESS!
Now – I don’t claim to know all the answers. I sure ain’t no psychologist, sociologist, or any other type of ‘ologist!
But I do know a heck of a lot about motivation… persuasion… joy… kindness… friendship… and love.
I share with you my discoveries — not to say they’re perfect — but to show you one version of a flawed, yet successful path.
In fact – many of these AMAZING lessons made a profound impact on my 30+ years as a direct-response copywriter!
And I share these copywriting gems to empower, motivate and inspire you!
So whether you’re a new… aspiring… or seasoned copywriter – use these lessons to craft your own KICK-BUTT copywriting career!
Here’s a sneak peak of what I reveal in “Your Copy Sucks — You Don’t! 60 Lessons on Copywriting… Business… and Life!”
You get POWERFUL… PRACTICAL… and INSPIRING lessons that you can use right now! For example – you get lessons on…
Copywriting:
- Do this ONE thing to REV UP your copywriting career! It’s worked for me for over 22 years – and it can work for you too! Lesson #54
- How to fire a client – and get a better replacement! Here’s what to do when a client disrespects – or tries to bully you! Lesson #6
- How to HOOK your reader and nail the sale! I give you my #1 “Mama gotta pay the mortgage” lead that BOOSTS your chance of a getting a winner! Lesson #59
- Do this ONE thing to keep the cash rollin’ in! PLUS You increase your odds of getting a winning promo! Lesson #62
- How to turn your copywriting dream into a REALITY! It won’t happen by sitting on your butt – but can happen when you follow my successful – and easy-to-follow formula spelled out for you! Lesson #39
- If you’re going to be a copywriter – well dang it – you gotta write! Follow these simple tips to increase your writing – and boost your skills – every day! Works even if you’re really, really busy! Lesson #29
- Stuck on a headline? Can’t find your hook? Struggling on your lead? Use my 6 little words to get you UNSTUCK Fast! Lesson #56
Business:
- Why you should never work with JERKS – even if they pay you a lot of money! Heed this powerful lesson my mentor Clayton Makepeace taught me – and my daughter #1! Lesson #6
- How to keep your customers eating out of your hand! It’s simple and obvious – yet many marketers FAIL to see it! Lesson #54
- Try my “Sticky Solution” to get you unstuck! Helps you make decisions without regrets! Lesson #56
- How to STAY in control – even when you feel like pulling your hair out! Here’s how to focus your energy on where it really matters! Lesson #24
- How I went from $10,000…$100,000…to $1,000,000! Follow this simple financial formula no matter how much you make! Lesson #13
- How to GIVE in your business – and still make money! This powerful strategy works for copywriting… business… and life too! Lesson #52
- Don’t sign a contract that will bite you in the butt! Here’s what you need to know about non-competes – and how I handle them! Lesson #61
Life:
- When folks drive you nuts – don’t punch ‘em! Here’s what I recommend you do instead to keep your sanity! Lesson #4
- When going through a trial – you ALWAYS have 2 options! Here’s what I suggest BEFORE you make a decision! Lesson #47
- What to do when you fall OUT of love with your mate! Do this ONE thing to rekindle and re-ignite the flames before you walk out the door! Lesson #23
- How to TRICK your brain – so you can feel good! Works even if you’ve got PLENTY of reasons to feel crappy! Lesson #1
- Get SMART with your money – so you don’t end up making dumb mistakes! The sooner your learn this lesson – the better! But it’s never too late! Lesson #12
- Do this ONE thing before you tie the knot! And set yourself up for a HAPPY marriage! Lesson #3
- Don’t sacrifice being a parent to be a friend! You may not like what I have to say – but it’s the truth! Lesson #2
Just what you need!
Let me tell you: This is just the tip of the iceberg! I’ve got LOTS more AMAZING lessons I share with you in this “keepin’ it real” book!
And you know what?
These lessons run the gamut of what life has in store — whether it’s creating a killer copy promotion… managing a tricky client relationship… or raising kids to become decent human beings — I share my discoveries and triumphs to help YOU succeed!
And you better believe that I SHOW you how to have fun while you’re at it!
So take my lessons – and turn them into the successful life YOU want!
In fact – you not only get 60 POWERFUL lessons – you’re going to benefit financially too! That’s because – with your book purchase…
I give you 14 AMAZING gifts – worth $1,799 – but they’re yours FREE!
Yep – these exclusive 14 gifts will help you SHARPEN your copywriting skills… GROW your business… and SUCCEED in life!
For example…
Free Gifts #1, #2 and #3: “Your Copy Sucks — You Don’t” Live Critiques! — a $1,200 value — Yours FREE!
You get to watch me in action as I give you 3 LIVE critiques during my C.R.A.Z.Y Copy System Live Mentoring Show!
YEP – You get to watch and learn how you can strengthen YOUR next sales letter.
In critique #1 — I break down a landing page sales copy and help the writer get a 122% lift in response!
For critique #2 — I expose big mistakes most writers make when writing bullets — and show how you can avoid them like the plague!
And in critique #3 — I dissect an email promo — taking it from mediocre to sizzling hot — and show you how to grab your prospect by the eyeballs!
Let me warn you right now: These critiques can get intense! But boy-oh-boy will you learn from them!
And yes — even though we do have FUN — the end result is the same: STRONGER, POWERFUL sales copy that deliver results!
Free Gifts #4 through #13: All-Star Swipe File! — A $500 value — Yours FREE!
- 48-year old grandma…
- Add 4 drops and go from…
- “Beet Secret” of Olympic athletes!
- Dissolve your foods in seconds!
- Unlimited Energy!
- Natural Killer Cells!
- Saved from Pain Hell!
- When you poop – do you need a…
- Why lutein and bilberry don’t work!
- Why…Won’t Work!
You get my TOP 10 ALL-STAR, RECORD-BREAKING promos that KICK-butt! Some of these promos are classics that successfully launched products and made my clients millions of dollars!
If you’re serious about your copywriting career – then I urge you to study these swipe files!
Use them to spark your creative juices — so you can create your own killer promo! These are valuable tools to help you strengthen your skills.
So why am I giving away this vault of valuable sales promos?
Because I want to!
Copywriting has given me an amazing, lucrative career. And it can give you a life you never thought possible!
But to be successful — you’ve got to learn how to write KILLER copy!
So consider this “paying it forward”!
I want the next generation of copywriters to learn and succeed. And you can become a stronger… confident… and IN-DEMAND writer — when you imitate success!
What’s more…
… I want to continue the generosity that my mentor, the legendary Clayton Makepeace showed me. (Lesson #38).
If he hadn’t taken the time to teach me and allow me to study HIS swipe files — I would not be the writer that I am today!
So – treat this swipe file of my 10 KILLER Sales Promos like a college-level class.
Study the winning headlines… leads… sidebars… and close – so you can STRENGTHEN your copy skills!
Free Gift #14: “Passing the Torch!” – An Eye-Opening Mother-Daughter Conversation on Copywriting… Business… and Life! — A $99 value — Yours FREE!
As a parent — it’s easy to assume your children know your struggles. But how can they — if you don’t share those valuable lessons with them?
That’s a powerful lesson I learned recently. Quite frankly — I was floored that my daughter #2 — and fellow copywriter, Tiara Cole — had NO IDEA of the “Inner Hustle” it took to succeed in the white male-dominated direct-response industry.
Fortunately — this entire event was caught on camera — and shared in an amazing program called “Closing the Success Gap” — led by fellow copywriter Marcella Allison.
During this live interview — with me and daughter #2 — you’ll gain insight… knowledge… experience… and even a few “aha” moments to help you succeed in copywriting… business… and life!
PLUS – you’ll witness a hilarious mother-daughter “smack‐down” as I teach my youngin’ a thing or two about unleashing your “inner hustle”!
This interview will inspire you to unleash your “inner hustle” to overcome challenges and reach for the stars!
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“Take the time to read these kick-butt lessons from Carline… I promise you’ll be a better person for it”
“Carline will tell you the truth when you need to hear it and with your permission, not from a place of judgement but from a place of love and support. As you read these pages, open your heart, close your mouth and listen and I promise that you’ll be a better person for it.
So take the time to read these kick-butt lessons and absorb their power. Give yourself the gift of Carline pushing you, encouraging you and gently nudging you to be the very best you can be. I know you will discover — as I have — that when you’ve got Carline in your corner cheering you on, anything is possible. “
Marcella Allison Author, A-list Copywriter, and Founder, Mentoress Collective
Here’s what folks are saying…Here’s what folks are saying…
One of the best!
“Carline Anglade-Cole is a “human dynamo” in the copywriting world — incredibly energetic and productive; one of the best copywriters working today; a superb teacher of copywriting; and a true direct marketing guru.
Plus, she’s one of the nicest people I know, inside or outside of the advertising universe.
On top of all of that, she sure writes great books!”
– BOB BLY, A-LIST COPYWRITER AND AUTHOR OF OVER 100 BOOKS
Carline is an amazing copywriter, mentor, and friend!
Carline has written countless successful health and supplement promos and generously shares her knowledge to help up-and-coming copywriters. Her ‘crazy’ headlines, positive attitude, and background story are an inspiration to many, including me. Any time you spend learning about copywriting from Carline will be amongst the most valuable — and enjoyable — time you spend!
– KIM KRAUSE SCHWALM, A-LIST COPYWRITER AND COPY MENTOR
“I’m a huge fan!”
“Carline, I want to subscribe to your email list! And I’d buy a collection of your ads in a heartbeat! Thanks again for all your excellent work on the Clayton Makepeace Tribute.
GARY BENCIVENGA, LEGENDARY COPYWRITER
“A Life FORCE!”
“Carline Anglade-Cole is a brilliant and ground- breaking copywriter. She’s a smart and savvy business builder. She brings humor and positivity to everything she does. There’s really no other way to say it … she is an absolute life FORCE!”
KATIE YEAKLE, CEO, AWAI
“A Copywriting High Profit MEGASTAR!”
“Carline generated more sales and profits for one of my companies than every other copywriter I hired COMBINED. I’ve never met anybody who can create high profit advertising so consistently. Almost everything she touches turns to gold.”
CALEB O’DOWD, MARKETING COACH & CONSULTANT.
“She lifts me up with her joyous spirit!”
“Working with and knowing Carline Anglade-Cole is always an absolute pleasure. If she says YES to a project, you know it’s going to be the best. She will put her full heart and soul in it.
This excellence is evident in her copy, her books, working with students and relationships with clients. I will always jump at the chance to work with Carline because of how she lifts me up with her joyous spirit.”
JADE TRUEBLOOD, AWAI DIRECTOR OF TRAINING
“An inspiration!”
Carline is one of a kind. She blows me away with her energy, generosity and bold action. She inspires me every time we talk!
– LAURA GALE, GHOSTWRITER AND EDITOR
“A wealth of practical knowledge!”
Carline helps newbies who want to become great copywriters! And she helps successful copywriters who desire to become A-List copywriters.”
– DARRYL QUARLES, MEMBER OF THE C.R.A.Z.Y COPY SYSTEM LIVE MENTORING SHOW
“Carline is the real deal!”
As a copywriter, Carline understands the “art of persuasion.” She is smart, well-read and has an insatiable curiosity about life. She also has a distinct ability to turn ideas into compelling copy. Plus, she’s a joy to work with!
– DENISE FORD, CONFERENCE AND EVENTS DIRECTOR, AWAI
“It’s a privilege to learn from you!”
I’m really glad to have the opportunity to learn from Carline – and I thank you for that.
You are an inspiring lady and It’s a privilege to learn from you!
– SHAWN PHILLIPS, MEMBER OF THE C.R.A.Z.Y COPY SYSTEM LIVE MENTORING SHOW
“Carline does it AGAIN!”
“Your Copy Sucks – You Don’t” is as insightful, honest, educational and funny as Carline’s first book, “My Life as a 50+ Year-Old White Male”. But this time – we get a small peek into the 60 (or more!) lessons she learned that got her to where she is now. Let’s hope there are #3 and #4 books in the works for more pearls of wisdom!
I’ve worked for Carline and have the privilege to be her friend – and I can say without hesitation that I’ve seen her use all these lessons in her life. She’s also helped many others to benefit from these lessons too.
I encourage everyone to read this book (as well as her 1st book!) You will tap into the honest and hilariously funny mind of a wonderfully successful copywriter, wife, mother, friend and overall great human being.”
– MIRIAM SACCOMANI, DESIGN CONSULTANT & FRIEND
Carline’s energy is contagious!”
“Carline OOZES with positivity… passion… and wisdom on her approach to copywriting and life! And she freely shares her contagious spirit with others!
She inspires me to work harder and smarter to turn my goals into a reality! And she can do the same for YOU! So invest the time and learn from Carline. You won’t regret it!”
– CYNTHIA HILL, COPYWRITER & CONSULTANT
You continue to inspire me and so many others!
Who writes not one – but TWO books during a pandemic? My mom – that’s who! She had a dream of writing her book — My Life as a 50+ Year-Old White Male — but she had no idea where that dream would take her.
She had no idea she’d become an Amazon best-seller and a 2X award-winning author! Or that she would get a self-published book into most of the Barnes and Noble locations across the country.
And she had no idea she’d do it AGAIN — just a year later and during the pandemic!
This time she writes “Your Copy Sucks — You Don’t” — her second book that’s on its way to becoming an even BIGGER success!
– MILAN COLE DE HER, DAUGHTER #1, COPYWRITER, COPYMILL MARKETING
“You get straight talk from the MOMBOSS!”
“That’s what I tell copy cubs to expect on Carline’s C.R.A.Z.Y Copy System LIVE Mentoring Show!
That’s because “MOMBOSS” delivers the goods when she teaches aspiring copywriters how to write KICK-BUTT… A-Level… WINNING copy! I love seeing her “keepin’ it real” and honest with our members!
OK – so I might sound biased – but there really is no other mentor like her! It’s a joy working as her producer and co-host each week — and I just try to soak up as much of her CRAZY as I can!
My Mom & Boss is simply Da Bomb!
– TIARA M. COLE, DIRECT-RESPONSE COPYWRITER & GRAPHIC DESIGNER AND PRODUCER/CO-HOST OF CARLINE’S C.R.A.Z.Y COPY SYSTEM LIVE MENTORING SHOW
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